He's Baaack

David W. Rushing / --

Slick Willy’s back in town
with a new psychobabble-filled book
about his life thus far.

But according to recent reports,
apparently not much has changed
since he left the presidency.

He’s still roaring through people’s lives
like a tornado as he continues
living a life without consequences.

So perhaps someone can relay to him
this perfect title for his next book,
detailing his adventures now outside of politics—

“PARALLEL LIES.”