1. You think 911 is your best defense.

2. You believe that guns kill people, not people kill people.

3. You hate Tom Selleck, will never watch another movie he stars in, and you tape the Rosie O'Donnell show.

4. You agree that the gun manufactories should be sued if there guns are used in a crime.

5. You consider the gun buyback program as tax money well spent.

6. You hate guns and think every gun should be dumped in the bottom of the ocean, but you'll pay money to see a good violent movie.

7. You categorize gunowners as either rednecks, white trash or black trash. However, if you become a crime victim and the police don't react in a timely fashion, you'll file a civil suit to have the tax payers repay you for your pain and suffering.

8. You throw a fit when you come across a hunting show on your television set. But at Thanksgiving and other holidays, you want the best turkey that money can buy.

9. You hate guns and the death penalty. However, if someone in your family was raped or killed by a criminal, you would say "Fry the Bastard!"

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